I thought that take me to church was sung by a black guy in a fedora . . . that's also what I thought Bruno Mars was
A childhood belief about pop stars

others believed things like this
- I always thought that "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees was sung by Aretha Franklin.Anon
- I thought black people were black because they drank chocolate milk. — Shelby
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- when i was little i thought god changed my name the first day i went to church— stephanie
- I thought you were supposed to take money out of the collection at church.— Wangchuk