Many moons ago, when I was a kid I used to watch "Underdog". On that show there was a character named Polly Purebred. Being my silly 5-year-old self I didn't understand what "purebred" meant and could never understand why a dog was named after bread.
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- when i was growing up i had two imaginary friends. One was named Jennifer, the other was named Onion.— Tessica
- I used to believe there was a Russian Leader named Garbage Trough and an Arabian named Are A FatAnon
- The boy in my class named "Sahand" must have a sister named "Safoot".Anon
- My 18 year old brother thought the former vice president was named Al Gorbachov.— Jeff
- King Henry VIII was named “the eighth” by his dad because the first seven didn’t listen!— Mojo
- For many years I didn't understand why everyone was talking about the 'youth in Asia' (euthanasia).Anon