I was little and saw a movie that involved a girl falling into a river. A man exclaimed, "The current is taking her!" and me, being five or six and never having heard of currents, thought he was saying "currant" like blackcurrant.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to look for raisins in the ocean when mum told me to be careful of the currents— Karina
- I used to think that when people were taking their contacts out that they were taking their eyeball out :) — Jen
- I thought that smoking pot involved an actual pot from the kitchen.— Aeris
- I thought sadism involved being sad and depressed. Obvious, I think.— ]_]
- I thought break dancing involved actually breaking stuff!— Sydle
- I thought that psychological torture involved forcing people to watch really sad movies!— Elviessa