I used to think that if a man stroked or tickled his wife's pregnant tummy, it would him a child molester to the baby, instead of a proud father to be!
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon
- when i was 2 or 3 believed that i had lots of animals in my tummy it made sense my mum had baby in hers.— kjc
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- As a child, I thought that Olivia Newton-John was Elton John's wife and Juice Newton's sister.— Connie
- I used to believe that when you were pregnant, if you went to the toilet your baby would come out. — 2 Awesome