When I was 15, I accidentally referred to my baby cousin's Christening as his funeral. Well, at least I found it funny myself.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- I only found out last year that a pony is not a baby horse.— Mescaline Frumblethond
- I thought that gnats were baby flies, then one day I found out about maggots. yuck— Felicia
- I use to believe in the toothfairy until i found all my missing baby teeth in my mom's jewlery box drawer.— Ashley Bailey
- When you saw a funeral go by, you had to grab a button on your shirt.Anon
- i used to believe that when i was in funeral the person in the casket was just asleep for a while— Edgar