I used to think that when people tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, the ambulance crew would be waiting for them with a safety net at the bottom, and it seemed kind of funny, because falling from a tall building in the city would take at least one minute, so they'd have to set it up very quickly.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I used to think the Empire State Building was called the "Ten-past-eight building".— Alex
- When my daughter was 3, she saw a cat using a litter box. She thought it was building a sand castle.— Debbie the Bad Swimmer
- I used to believe that the large building/skyscrapers that made smoke were "cloud machines"Anon
- I used to believe that the reflection at the bottom of cup of liquid was a crocodile waiting to gobble me up.— Aaron
- That everyone had the same amount of skin and that short people were fat and tall people were skinny.Anon
- My mom thought "ambulance" was "ambliance"— Molly