When I was six or so, I asked Dad who Spock was, and he told me, "He's a philosopher", so I thought Spock was a real person along the lines of Socrates and Aristotle. Later around the same time, I heard Dad doing an impression of Spock addressing someone as "captain", so I thought Spock had been a Navy philosopher.
A childhood belief about tv shows

others believed things like this
- For a while I thought Anon was a name of an ancient philosopher. Probably Greek.— zeforeigner
- when i was little i thought that NAVY SEALS were actual seals that were navy blueAnon
- I thought cartoons were real, I remember asking my mom why there were lines around the "actors" in a cartoon.— Steven Graziano
- My sister thought that "Ice, Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice was actually "US Navy".Anon
- As a kid every time I heard a person say "it's about time" I always replied "so what about it?"— Eli the Kid
- I used to believe that fax machines and computers sent real sheets of paper through the lines.— H