I used to believe that God lived in the men's room of my childhood church. This was mainly due to my Sunday School teacher telling our class that he lived at our church, and my not being able to find him in any other room. The only room I couldn't enter was the men's room, so I assumed that because I didn't see him anywhere else, that's where he must live. I think I was 6.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that a ghost lived under my bed and that a giant lived under our dining room table.— nameless
- I used to believe that the "Employees Only" room in the back of the store was where the employees lived. — KewlKid
- I used to turn the TV off when I left the room so I didn't miss anything.— S.Lee
- That the city of Christchurch was a big church which everybody lived in.— Christine
- I used to believe that Darth Maul lived in my church.— Sarah
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon