When I was very little, we had a friend from Germany visiting at my grandma's. I went into the bathroom once and someone had forgotten to flush. The water was red, and I didn't know about periods at the time, so I used my youthful logic to conclude that German people must pee red, and went on with my life without giving it a second thought.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to think it was illegal to speak German in Germany because of World War Two.— Anonymous
- I was afraid of my grandma because i thought she had germs because she was german!Anon
- My friend was in Germany, and she thougth that "ausfart" was a city.— Tone
- that bathroom tap water was recycled "potty" water from the toliet. — livingdeadgirl
- When people would ask me what was my background, I would tell them 1/2 German and 1/2 Brooklyn!— Randy
- I used to believe that only 'poor' people had to go to the bathroom, that 'rich' people didn't.Anon