When me and my brother were little, we used to burp a lot. My parents scared us by saying if we couldn't stop burping they woud give us "burp medicine" to stop it. My dad even put a bottle of something on the dinner table some nights. We had no idea what it was, but knew it would taste bad. So we stopped, not knowing it was just a threat, and they weren't really going to give us any. Not long after one of my mum's cousins (an adult) was having dinner with us. He burped, and me and my brother pointed out that he had to have the medicine. So he had a teaspoon of it. Several years later we learned that the medicine was glisserine.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that when doctors didn't want to prescribe you medicine, they'd give you a gazebo.— JD
- I thought Viagra was an allergy medicine for a really long time.Anon
- I thought Tic-Tacs were medicine until I was 11 years old.Anon
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- I used to honestly think that Smarties were medicine.Anon
- I used to believe that if you held a fart in long enough it would come out as a burp.— Chris