When I was little I asked my mother if her bra was a flotation device for swimming (like life jackets). My Grandma was over at the time and she thought it was hilarious!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that old people were wrinkly because they spent too much of their life swimming— Amy
- My sister thought a fruit machine (the gaming device) could turn one item of fruit into another.— Richard Davies
- I once asked my mom if my grandma got wrinkles on her wrinkels when she bathed. Go figure....— Kitty
- I used to think that when you swimming 'Freestyle' was swimming any way you want.Anon
- When I was little I used to think that my mom was a mermaid because she never went swimming with me— Martina
- I asked my mother what a 'homosexual' was when I was 11. She said it was when men danced together.— Nick Tucker