I Used To Believe That Farts Are Ghosts Of Things We All Eat/Ate So I Was Afraid To Eat My Lunch Until I Realized Well Food Turns Into Farts That Is A-Okay!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh
- I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out— jackL
- I used to think that motorcycles were propelled by farts.— Meredith
- I used to beleieve that farts can make you float.— I beleieve I can fly.....
- my mom told me that if i held in too many farts, i would explode. i took it seriously.— ginger