I Used To Believe Profanity Was A Language And The Words Were Okay To Say/Speak In That Way Until I Learned That Is Not True And I Could Get In Very Huge/Big Amounts Of Trouble For Swearing At The Wrong Person Or Calling Them Slurs!
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe, that I am able to speak every foreign language only by learning "their" alphabet.— matej
- I would speak in gidderish, convinced that it was some foreign language I had never heard of— Molly
- The Chinese language just had three words: ching, chang, and chong.— MD Caruso
- I used to believe that foreigners' ears translated English words to their own languageAnon
- i used to believe all foriegn languages were greek if you learned greek you could speak them all
— pappy 6 27 35 - I used to dream that if I held my breath, I could swim through the air for brief amounts of time— Adam