When I was a little kid, I was horrified at how big adults’ butts were, and when I heard saxophones playing, I always pictured a row of naked adult butts swaying back-and-forth
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- My kids believe if they pick their nose their butts will fall off!— wendy
- I used to believe that they got the lunchmeat bologna from cutting off dead people's butts.— angie
- I use to believe that the trees caused the wind to blow by swaying back and forth, like a chinese fan. — Jason Blanchette
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- I always pictured the good Samaritan as a Samurai. Still do, in fact.Anon
- Well I once believed that when someone was home alone, they'd walk around naked..Anon