Church wasn't mandatory in my family, so I rarely went. I had a bible and thought "Titus" was pronounced "tit-us. I was trying to talk about Titus and my mother said, "You better not be saying tits!" I was ten and didn't know what a tit was. Now eleven years later I laugh at this!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I thought that Job in the Bible was pronounced "Jawb" and that it had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon
- When I was little i thought lb for pounds was pronounced lubs, and i called them that for 2 years. Anon
- I used to beleive when ppl didn't talk (deaf ppl) they lost their voice and could never talk again!— Tiara 10
- I used to think that heater was spelled "header"(which i didn't know was pronounced hedder)— Olivia
- Until I was ten or eleven I thought a vagina was a "pagina" Anon
- When I was nine, I thought two eleven-year-olds could get married.Anon