When there is snow, it means God is having a pillowfight. Either that, or he turned the ice machine on "crushed." Also, when it is sunny, God left on the heat lamp. When it is raining, God left the shower on. When it is thunderous, God is either belching or moving furniture around. And when it is windy, God left the fan on. Lastly, when there is coldness, God left the freezer open. And windy and cold? God put the fan in the freezer.
A childhood belief about weather
others believed things like this
- I used to hold my hand over my hair whenever i left the house and it was windy incase my hair blew away— lisa
- i used 2 believe when i left my closet door open at
night a skelleton would pop out and wave at me— bex - I thought if I left the door open too long, a dog would come from the cupboard in the washroom and eat me
Anon - when i was little i thought every time i left the room my parents turned into aliensAnon
- I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.— G
- I used to believe that when you ate a tic-tac it tumbled down to your left big toe— tady wady