I was confused by the word "lowly". One of the earliest places I saw it was in a Neopets mini-game where you collected fictional fruits called "Neggs" and the lowest value one was the happy negg, stated in the description as the "lowly happy negg". I thought "lowly" was pronounced with the ow rhyming with cow and it meant "happy".
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- If you eat your fruits and vegetables you will grow much faster and your muscles will be very happy!— Bruno
- I believed that the word optimistic was something to do with opticians and being happy with your eyesight.Anon
- I thought the holiday was called "Merrychristmas" so I would tell people "happy merrychristmas"Anon
- I thought that there was a law that all movies had to have a happy ending— Quatsch
- I thought my parents had written "Don't Worry, Be Happy".Anon
- That a dog humping someone's leg was just really happy. — Ruben