When I was little I thought that if I fell into the toilet it would absorb me and take me through the sewers.
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi
- I used to believe there really was alligators in the sewers— Makron
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- I thought a Monkey was just a baby Gorilla and when they grew up their Tails fell off!— Brainhead
- i thought that if water towers fell the city would flood. So everynight i would stay up worrying.— o.O haku
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon