I used to believe my mom when she said that holding your farts in is toxic and could spread poison all over your body. I ducked out of many a room and went into many corners before I wised up!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I thought tonic water was toxic water and wondered why would anyone drink it if it is toxic?— Dr.Badguy
- i thought that new disney peter pan song said "spread your legs" but its really "spread your wings"— shasta
- I used to think that 'non toxic' was a color. I always did wander why is was written on every crayon.— Maddy
- I believed my dad when he said that he could see round corners. — Charisma
- i used to believe the turning signals on cars helped them turn sharp corners.— Julia
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon