When I was really little, I misheard "brought to you by" as "broctayu by", thinking broctayu was all one word. I thought it meant something like "affiliated with", as in "these products we're showing commercials for products we liked enough to use on the show". I wasn't entirely wrong, but I had a very naive and simplistic view of it.
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that people who were lactose intolerant could not consume ANY dairy products AT ALL. — Marideth
- I used to believe thato to adopt a child you had to collect points from supermarket products...— Linda
- I thought that serial killers had serial numbers like products did so the cops could identify them easier. — C
- whenever the tv announcer said "brought to you", I thought it was one word - "brotue".Anon
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- i used to belive that pay-per-view was paper view.— matt b.