About the time I was learning to read I was taken out to eat one night with parents and neighbors for the first time at a more "upscale" (not fast food) restaurant. Not really getting into the adults' conversation and not knowing what it was, I said I was tired and would like to go the restroom.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- When I first started learning to read I was convinced that vowels were called barnacles.— Andy Howell
- i used to think next door neighbors were "next store neighbors"Anon
- My parents used to own a Restaurant. I belived the lobsters in the tank were pets.— Ned
- For the longest time I was sure my cat could read my mind.Anon
- That adults came into the world as adults and were never childrenAnon
- I used to think that if I stared at the sun for a long time, I could make day turn to night.— Big J