I used to believe that you had to tell your mini autobiography when recording a voicemail greeting, so you would have to say something like 'hello, my name is John Smith, I am 32 years old with a big brother Michael and I'm a very exotic person, so please leave a message after the tone. Hahahahaha.
A childhood belief about telephones

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Will Smith's name wasn't Will Smith, but that it was World Smith.— Scott
- I used to think "Aero Smith" was only one person.Anon
- I used to think that Lenin and John Lennon were the same person.— Melanjolly
- I used to believe that Mike Meyers and Michael Myers where the same person— RS
- I used to believe that Michael Jackson and Nancy Kerrigan were the same person. No idea why.— Diana
- My sister thought (not more than one year ago, she is now 14) that John Doe was an actual person.— Brother to Natascha