Up until myearly teeens I used to believe that a prostitute was the P in MP. Hence all MP's were prostitutes. :@)
A childhood belief about politics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that prostitutes were female lawyers. It just sounded so official...— MC
- I used to believe that a prostitute was like a prosecutor.— Not As Innocent Anymore
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon