When I was very small the Catholic Church used the old LAtin liturgy, and the priest celebrated mass with his back to the congregation. During the consecration, a lot happened. The priest washed his hands, poured some water into a chalice, then he would make the sign of the cross over the chalice, which seemed a sort of stirring motion when seen from behind. A few moments later he opened the tabernacle, and took out a chalice full of already consecrated hosts. Naturally, I thought the tabernacle was a small oven, and the priest had stirred up a batch of communion wafers and baked them on the spot.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme
- I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- I used to think that you could get a tan if you turned the oven on, opened the door and stood in front of it.Anon