By the age of 4 or 5, I'd noted my parents were taller than my grandparents, and both were taller than my great-grandmother (whom I'd been told would soon die). I therefore concluded that people grew to a peak height at my parents' age, then progressively shrank thereafter. I assumed at the time that Great-Granny's 'death' would be a matter of her shrinking to nothingness in her bed. This latter part of the theory was revised after her funeral a couple of years later.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- My great grandmother died when I was 9. I didn't go to the funeral because I thought she'd be a skeleton. — Angela
- i used to believe that you were suppossed to grow taller than your parents, and then when i didnt i was sad.— crysb83
- I used to believe that if you were taller than someone, you had to be older than them.Anon
- I used to believe that the man had to be taller the the woman to married her.Anon
- I used to believe that everybody who was bigger or taller than I was always older than me.— Stano Finji
- i used to believe that if i walked in the rain i would grow taller.Anon