When I was young I wanted to join the airforce, because when I was killed in action I would not have so far to go to reach heaven.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I used to wonder that if man wanted to reach the stars in rockets, why didn't he just go up at night? Duh!!!— albinoavenger
- When I was quite young, I believed that one's coffin was really a spaceship to take them to heaven.— Sunshine
- I thought live-action films were very, very well-drawn cartoons.Anon
- When I was young and someone asked me what I wanted to be once I grew up, I'd say "A DOG!"— Alysia
- Once I told everyone that I saw a clock reach 1:60.— flojo
- That you start out Catholic and after you reach a certain age you then become Protestant.Anon