I used to think that the penis was a sausage and that they could remove it and cook it.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe (about 9) that a penis was a sausage that men stuck in their crutch area to attract women.— Feebs.
- when I was a kid I used to believe that the sausage factory used children— lucas
- As a youngster, my older brother told me that polish sausage was really the bull's genitals. — Ross
- i used to think that you used pepper spray to cook— c-dogg
- I believed that Reindeer loved popcorn, and so I would cook a bag and scatter it on the porch.— Popcornsanta
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon