When I was 8, I was told that people farted after eating baked beans and curry. The first thunderstorm after that, I thought that God was farting.
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- That baked beans were made of pasta! Spaghetti is?!Anon
- My mum used to tell me that baked beans were just peas covered in tomato sauce.— munky
- I used to think that
"The land of make believe"
was
"The land of baked beans."— Baked Bean! - I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon