When I was little my mum's friend asked me if I knew what sex was! I really thought i knew but when i went on to tell her it was where firstly the man poo's on the woman and then the woman poo's on the man and then they cuddle, i got a very weird look! I now know why! Only found out with my first girlfriend! ;b
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- We knew a woman named Barbara Hannah, and I thought she was was in charge of Hannah-Barbara!Anon
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- I used to believe once a man and a woman lay naked caressing each other, the woman would be pregant— oiman
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon