When I was little, my Mum told me that when the Queen went to the toilet, a lttle brush came up and scrubbed her bum when she had finished.
However, my Mum also convinced me that she and Elvis were very good friends. After no reply to my many letters to The King, I began to doubt this..
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- I used to think Elvis' "I'm All Shook Up" was "A Mushy Cup". How sad of me to confuse the lyrics of a king...— Sad, Sad, Girl
- My Dad told me that the Queen of England had a solid gold toilet and a special servant to wipe her backside.— Cat
- i used to believe that if i was good at school, i had a chance of becoming the queen????— donia
- I was never able to get a good answere as to what hour of the day "evening" actually began— Tad
- When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B
- I used to believe that my mum was the queen. She does look a bit like the queen... minus the orb and sceptre.— Vix