I was told that my testis were a pillow for my penis by my mother when asked the difficult question of what they were for !
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Anytime you had a question (any question at all) you just called the president.— Erin
- When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- My dream was to be a dad when I grew up, which would provew to be difficult seeing as i am a girl.Anon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon