i was never very religious and even when i was very young, i doubted the existence of god. but one day, when i was about four, i was at my friend's house and she had given me this very small chair to sit in. i said something like "i dont want to sit in that f--king chair!" she gasped and told me that i had sinned and said god would hate me forever if i ever said a curse word again.
i didn't say another curse word till i was eleven.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- i used to think that the word "stupid" was a curse word, ranging in scale right beside the "f" word.Anon
- I thought "sake" was a curse word— shh
- I used to think you had to get special permission from your parents to use curse words— zeitgeist
- when i was 10 a boy in my class told me a 69er was sex on a chair, and we believed himAnon
- when i was little i believed that if you got three speeding tickets that you went to the electric chairAnon
- i usd to believe that if i put a balloon on a lawn chair that i could float up in the sky and around the worldAnon