My father used to tell my brother that if he breathed in my father's farts, that it would make my brother grow. So when my father would cut one, my brother would run up and take big, long whiffs. Cracked dad up.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- My father convinced my little brother it was "Mount Reindeer" not Mount Rainier.— K
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- My older brother used to tell me if you ate raw potatoes your teeth would grow long and curly!— Lauren
- My father always told me that if I wore socks to bed I would grow hair inbetween my toes. Anon
- I used to think farts were air you had breathed in and out loads of times and was 'used'Anon
- When I was little my big brother told me that if I ate raw potatoes my teeth would grow curly. — Lauren