Not mine - my wife's. She believed that the elephant's trunk was also it's, umm, copulation device. She was eighteen when I demonstrated otherwise by taking her to Chester Zoo.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I believed that when you got married (the wife) you didn't have to work. Boy, was I fooled. ha ha ha— Patty
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- I wanted to be an elephant when I grew up. — Vix
- I used to think that when people were taking their contacts out that they were taking their eyeball out :) — Jen
- I used to believe that salami was the meat from elephant's feet— Sarah