I used to believe that the penis was type sponge after I interruped my Dad ringing it out in the Bath. he was quite embarrassed at the time but even more embarrassed when he found out that I'd told my teacher only 3 days before the annual parents meeting.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to wonder why they didn't fix the Leaning Tower Of Pisa. Weren't they embarrassed that it was crooked?— Bootlebat
- My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.— Kate
- My parents told me that Jesus visited Santa Claus when he was dead for three days. — Rick Hamell
- I used to believe that a fish cake was a fish in sponge and coated in icing. I believed this until I was 9.Anon
- I used to think that when I was in the bath I shark lived under the bath and that ig might come up and bite me— ------------
- I used to think that if you take the plug out of the bath it will suck you into the bath— awesome kid