When I was about 11 I decided that I didn't want to get a girl pregnent. So I told everyone I was getting a visectomy. At that time I thought that meant that you got your testicles removed.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off— John
- When i was little, i thought that when i grew up i could only have two kids because i only had two testicles.— nick
- I thought my testicles were pickled onions I had swallowed wrongly.— jon
- I originally thought "balls" was slang for buttocks instead of testicles.Anon
- We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.— Robyn
- My dad told me that kiwi fruits were kiwi birds testicles. They are the right shape and kind of furry— jefnier