I used to believe that the scrotum were the place the urine was collected so when I was really in the need for a piss, I used to massage it to make it go away.
It wasn't until I was about 9-10 when I realized that the amount of urine i peed was too much to fit inside the scrotum and that I had to rethink it all.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought that my urine was stored in my scrotum until I needed to wee.— Bryan
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi
- I used to believe that my urine was a super fertilizer - peeing on plants made them grow.— Andrew C
- i knew that if you ate beets your urine would turn pink and i thought if it was pink, then you could drink it.— JP
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- I thought planes collected clouds to make cotton balls.— Eddie