During the African famine of 84 and 85, my mum served me up these ice cream things covered with chocolate. I would not eat them as they looked like tits and thought that the tits were cut off from dead women and shipped over here for puddings.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- When I was little my mother told me that the chocolate sprinkles you put on ice-cream were ants.Anon
- When i was little, i use to believe that mountains where actually dead dinosaurs covered in dirt. — Patricia
- i used to think that mcdonalds served ballons..(the sign said billions and billions served)Anon
- My older brother told me that speed bumps were really dead people covered in cement.— Trina
- that black women breastfed chocolate milk instead of white milkAnon
- I thought that all black people were African-AmericanAnon