I used to believe that an ugly witch lived under my bed, but she could only come out if it was dark AND i was out of bed. Needless to say, turning off the bedroom light at the switch by the door took a great effort of planning and execution. It involved a quick flick of the switch followed by an immense leap onto the bed (generally followed by the angry cry of an isate parent disturbed by the noise of a not-so-small person landing on the bed). I would lie awake in the dark thinking of the grasping talons of the witches bony fingers reaching out greedily from under my bed.
A childhood belief about under my bed

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that if we could find the light switch that controlled the sun, we could control the world. Anon
- I used to believe that there was an off switch to the ocean so that it could go to sleep at night.Anon
- i used to think that 'uncle sam' was a real person...who took all my parent's money!— julie
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- I used to believe that 3 witches lived in my stomache and I ate to feed them.— Meara
- Dark brown Smarties were poisonous.Anon