My mum and dad used to tell me that sex was when two people rubbed human filth over each other, so every time someone mentioned it I would say it was disgusting and say that I would never do it!
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to believe that if you used people shampoo on a dog, the dog would turn into a human.Anon
- I used to believe that if you rubbed butter on your boobs they would get bigger......— Daphne Johnson-Will
- when i was little i used to think i was the only human and everyone else were robots trying to act human.— Spikey
- I used to believe that if you rubbed naked feet with someone of the opposite sex you would become pregnant!— Tiffany
- i used to think that the term 'necking' referred to boyfriends and girlfriends who rubbed their necks togetherAnon