I used to be an alter boy and when we served funerals we got money off the family for serving and I used to think they payed us to cry so it would look better.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- i used to think that mcdonalds served ballons..(the sign said billions and billions served)Anon
- I used to believe that funerals were a place you went to buy fruit.— Paulette
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- I used to believe that the grated cheese served to cool the dough.— Silvia Spinetti
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - When I was a little kid I used to believe that tissue paper was money and that you could have a box of money.Anon