when my daughter was 3 she wanted to learn to spell her name. i told her it was spelled "M-O-N-K-E-Y"... about a year later, she wanted to learn to write it out... i had to 'fess up on that.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I once asked my mom when our cat would learn how to talk.— jenny zych
- I recently very disturbed to learn that Al Jolson was in fact Caucasian.Anon
- I used to believe that if you had an animal listen to classical music, it'd eventually learn how to talk.Anon
- My brother used to believe that when we went to school dogs went to dog school to learn to speak and read— Matt
- I used to believe that the rapper Eminem's name was spelled M&M and anyone named Juan was spelled one.Anon
- I used to believe that I really COULD be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. I wanted to be a unicorn. Anon