when we used to watch the tennis on t.v. every time someone served a fault and there was a beep i thought the player swore and it had been edited out.
it wasn't until i said how bad one players language was that i was corrected amid much laughter.
A childhood belief about sport

others believed things like this
- i used to think that ozzy osbourne was a hockey player, and i thought michael jackson was a basketball player.— anastacia beeverhousen
- i used to think that mcdonalds served ballons..(the sign said billions and billions served)Anon
- When I was little, I used to think that Latin was wriiten because it wasn't a spoken language!!!— Stupid Gal
- For the longest time I thought Pig Latin was an actual language that they spoke in a part of Europe.Anon
- I forgot the expression "not cricket", so I said, "not tennis" instead.Anon
- I thought for some reason that chewing tobacco was REQUIRED for Major League Baseball players.— Jeff