When we were about 8, me and my best pal Julie wondered what colour pee black people did - was it black or the same as ours? We were too scared to ask our parents and resigned ourselves to never finding out.
Also, my parents referred to shit as 'doodles', so us kids thought it was hilarious when people talked about doodling on paper.
I can remember my younger sister asking my boyfriend if he peed before he sat down for a dump, or did he tuck his willy into the toilet and do it at the same time.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I thought that when my parents were kids, the world was black and white and had no color...— KKM
- I thought black people were black because they drank chocolate milk. — Shelby
- When i was a child, i used to believe that when people ate black beans, they became black— Mar'ia Elena
- I used to believe that black people were black because they had so many frecles that they merged together.Anon
- When I was little I used to believe that black people saw in black and white. — Chelsea
- i used to think that black people had black skeleatons.Anon