As a young woman, I never lived down being heard to sing - as a six-year-old - "Jesus bitches shine".
A childhood belief about hymns
others believed things like this
- that we celebrate New Year's because it is the day that Jesus had his brit (circumcision)Anon
- I used to believe that Jesus and all of the wise men lived under my bed. — wuteve
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I used to think that life was all a dream and one day i would wake up like a 75 year old woman.( who knows?)— 8 with wrinkles
- At one point, i thought that "Where the Sun Don't Shine" and "The Land of The Rising Sun" where the same thing— A. Brone E.