When I was 4/5 I switched the meanings of hump (the verb) and
noogie (rubbing someone's head with knucles). I told my dad that
the dog was giving him a noogie by rubbing his leg up and down
and would yell at my brothers to stop humping my head.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that molasses were made by grasshoppers rubbing their back legs together.— Valerey Lavergne
- my sister when she was little thorght head lice tried to borrow into her head to get to her brainAnon
- i used to belive that if i fell on my head my head would come off while i was doing a cartwheelAnon
- My mom always told me she had eyes in the back of her head. — Ellana
- My father told me if I farted, my head would cave in!— Jae
- My dad always told me to never hold my sneeze and if I did, then my head will explode.— anon.