My third grade student, protesting a story one of his classmates
was telling, said "That's a bald-headed lie."
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to be convinced that there were bald-headed beige aliens outside my toilet window.— Phil
- I thought that a "student visa" meant to use a credit card while travelling.Anon
- I believed that all Germans were Nazis because of one of my classmates.— Joseph
- I thought the ball-headed person in the Bic logo was an alien and communicated using alien-like noises.Anon
- i used to believe that bald people were evilAnon
- I used to believe nun's shaved their heads and were completely bald.— Mark