body functions

I've been thinking for all my life that ADHD is just an excuse for misbehaving.

Anon

When I was about 3 my mother once told me I would catch cold from the draught at the window. I misheard and thought she said "giraffe" not "draught"
I believed that people caught colds from giraffes breathing down on them. I remember explaining this to other children in school.

Flanno

I used to believe that humans produce milk. I learned that wasn’t true when I tried to milk myself after I first developed my breasts.

Trisha

I used to believe that if I open the door at night one demon with one stick would hit my head,and take me to one cabin and kill me.

Ana Julia S

I used to believe that when I pooped a killer whale would come out of the toilet and well kill me, as I grew older I realized that a whale cant even fit through the pipes of a toilet and I felt really stupid

qua

I used to think having an eating disorder meant canceling your food order in a restaurant, before knowing about anorexia and bulimia.

Anon

I used to believe that a dream catcher really made nightmares go away.

WOLVERINEfLASH14

When I was little, I used to believe that I could fly in my sleep

Anon

As a kid, I used to believe that, when I was sleeping with my parents, there was a lion in the bedroom ! It was macking a lot of noise, and I was scared because I thought that it wanted to eat me. Actually, it was my dad who was snoring ! And when I woke up my parents, the lion disappeared each time...

sunflower