body functions
Choose one of the following categories: being ill, eating, farting, general, sleeping, special powers, weeing and pooing,or view the best beliefs in this section as voted by visitors. Here are the most recently added beliefs:
I Used To Believe That Farts Are Ghosts Of Things We All Eat/Ate So I Was Afraid To Eat My Lunch Until I Realized Well Food Turns Into Farts That Is A-Okay!
KellGirl
When I was a child, I used to believe that if I didn't cover my feet at night, somebody would grab me and take away.
Sara
I used to believe that "ambulatory" meant "sick". After all, ambulances are for sick people, right? I was confused when there was a Disney ride that said "must be ambulatory" because why would you need to be sick to go on a ride?
ambulatory
top belief!
I thought snot was made by a little person who lived in my sinuses, and I thought that if I could only get that person out of my nose, then I wouldn't have to blow my nose anymore.
Similarly, I thought saliva was made in a cauldron by a sinister guy with a deep voice who lived in a creepy room behind my saliva duct. I thought that he'd occasionally dip his spoon into the cauldron and taste it, like you do when you make soup, which gave me the creeps.
I used to believe I could make myself grow taller by hitting myself in the jaw, and I could shrink by hitting myself on the top of the head.
I thought that people were like cars because cars have exhaust pipes, and people fart.
Matt
I used to think that all hospital patients had to spend every moment in bed, except when they had to use the toilet or have a wash.
I used to believe that if I opened my eyes too much, they could pop out
I used to think you could have a heart attack if you failed to fall in love.
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