body functions

As a kid, I used to believe that, when I was sleeping with my parents, there was a lion in the bedroom ! It was macking a lot of noise, and I was scared because I thought that it wanted to eat me. Actually, it was my dad who was snoring ! And when I woke up my parents, the lion disappeared each time...

sunflower

I used to think that you could make wine of any
Colour, like blues or purples, because grapes come
In so many different colours besides the usual red.

Anon

when I was a child,I thought that if I used my saliva too much I wouldn't be able to speak .
When they came to pick me up after school and somebody asked me if my day had gone well , I answered with my head but now I don't believe it anymore

Anon

When I was very young, I thought a fart was a turd up there making that noise.

Anon

I used to think that being anorexic was most common in Asian people, because of religious stuff like fasting and being vegetarian.

Anon

I used to think saying "six" would make you sick

Anon

When I was a little kid, I was horrified at how big adults’ butts were, and when I heard saxophones playing, I always pictured a row of naked adult butts swaying back-and-forth

Anon

When I got my first period, it came out brown. I thought I had pooped my pants, and that it was mushed into my underwear. I knew what periods were, but I thought they invariably came out red.

Anon

I used to believe that women get pregnant because they eat a lot of meat

SUSANA CABALLERO