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I usted to believe that I have superpowers when I had 7 years

Ángel
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I know this sounds really gross, but I used to think that when you had your tonsils out, the doctors would actually cure your throat open, because I wondered how they would be able to reach them so far down when putting the equipment through your mouth!

Natasha
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When I was younger, I used to believe my friend and me have a secret powerand and I wanted discovery them.

Non
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I thought driving while having to pee was illegal.

Anon
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top belief!

I used to think I had magical sleeping powers because of the way I would fall asleep on the sofa, and wake up in bed a while later. Then I realized it was just my parents carrying me, so I couldn't really teleport myself in a dream.

Anon
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When I was a child, I thought that when I made a wish I should cross my fingers and close my eyes so that all the bad energy goes away and my wish can be fulfilled

Josue M 🤞🏻
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I used to think that the word blurb was a noise that people made when being sick. Bluuuggghhh.

Natasha
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I used to think that if a baby was born with an ear infection, it's mother would hold it upside down and tickle it, like some bizarre way of curing it.

Anon
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I thought "evacuate" meant "to vomit" because in the sequel to 'Nanny McPhee' (called Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang), a character throws up and another character refers to it as an "evacuation".

Anon
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I used to be hyperaware of the sound of my pulse beating against my ear when I'd lay my head against my pillow at night. I thought it was the sound of my bed floating on a cloud, pace by pace closer to dreamland. If my bed arrived at its destination before I fell asleep, I'd be trapped in dreamland forever even when awake. Luckily, I could bring myself back to my room and restart the journey if I opened my eyes before the trip was complete.

Dante
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