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Choose one of the following categories: being ill, eating, farting, general, sleeping, special powers, weeing & pooing,or view the best beliefs in this section as voted by visitors. Here are the ten most recently added beliefs:

When I was younger, i used to think everybody was of the same family

three girls
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I used to believe that if I held a blanket or towel across my back like wings I would be able to use them to fly. After it didn't work, I decided I just wasn't doing it right so I practiced flying all the time. It didn't quite go how I thought it would.

Nyssa
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When I was younger, I used to believe when I used the bathroom that an alligator lived in the sewer and ate or drank my business. Poop was the food. pee was the drinks or the poop sauce. Diarrhea was soup. I was a very weird child.

Michal Davis
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When I was twelve years old, my friend Jason was telling his friends that only guys farted, and that girls never did. Well, my farts were so smelly, and I thought I was male for three months until Jason convinced me that I was a girl. He also told me that girls farted too :3.

Chloe Smith
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My grandmother told me if I went to sleep with my socks on, I would wake up blind. One night it got too cold and I took the risk.

Erika
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I used to think that fat people were full of poop, and if they would just poop more, they would stop being fat.

Anon
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When i was little, i thought dogs poop from their tails.

Anon
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I used to think that if you poop and pee enough on the floor, you could summon a poop monster that you can ride on and use to battle. Me and my brother tried making poop monsters n the bathroom so we can battle with them, like in Pokemon, but it didn't work. We ended up pooping all over the floor and making our mom mad.

Aubrey
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Girls get over it we all fart. My boyfriend used to believe that girls never farted until he met me. He was very shocked the first time he heard me fart. He said "OH MY HOD HOW TO HELL DID YOU FART ELIZABETH?!" And since then I've always farted for pleasure. Guess what? I'm also A GIRL. Girls fart, no escape now.

Elizabeth Jones
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I used to believe that if I ate a lot of junk food in a week, I'd get so fat that my belly would be too big for my clothes and I'd have to roll around!

Secret
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