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Because people say that candy is bad for you, I thought that meant you shouldn't eat it while sick, even if it was just a cold.
I used to think that "explosive diarrhea" was when you pooped actual explosives, like nitroglycerin or whatever.
I used to think that if you did a wee in a holiday pool at night, it would glow in the dark and everyone would see.
Apart from Hindu vegetarians and underfed people in poverty, I used to think all skinny people were anorexic, even when they ate normally like everyone else.
I used to think that having an eating disorder or dietary condition sort of depended on where people lived or originated from, because it would sound strange to say (probably as a teenager) that your parents were Italian, but your diet was free of pizza and pasta, or any other food associated with a certain culture!
I used to think that when people had chemotherapy, they had to make a salon appointment and they would wash the person's hair with a strong and toxic shampoo and conditioner so it would blast off their head and leave them bald. At least that's less gross than all the blood stuff in hospital.
I usted to believe that I have superpowers when I had 7 years
I know this sounds really gross, but I used to think that when you had your tonsils out, the doctors would actually cure your throat open, because I wondered how they would be able to reach them so far down when putting the equipment through your mouth!
When I was younger, I used to believe my friend and me have a secret powerand and I wanted discovery them.
I thought driving while having to pee was illegal.