I used to believe I was the only person who could poop. I would brag about it, too! "Why are you taking so long?" my friend would ask. I'd tell them, "I'm pooping - but you don't know what that is, since I'm the only one that can!" Jeese, I thought I was some hot stuff.
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I used to believe that if I left my clothes in the floor when I went to sleep they would turn into me and kill me to take my place.
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My best friend's older brother convinced us we'd get cancer if we slept in socks. I know it's not true now, but STILL can't sleep in socks!!
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My mom told me when i was about 4 that if I keep sniffing instead of blowing my nose when it was runny that my head would explode. I believed this for a very long time. I never sniffed and when I saw my friends do it in daycare I would freak out and start yelling at them to stop unless they wanted their head to explode!
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When I was little I used to believe that when you fell asleep you would forget everything you did that day. I don't know how this was possible but I remember trying to remember things to prevent me forgetting them before drifting of.
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When I was younger - I used to believe my stomach rumbling was little people in there talking to me.
I used to believe that if I bled and I would drink the blood, then the blood would go exactly where it cam from.
I used to believe that if you peed in the toilet while someone was taking a shower at the same time, the pee would come out of the shower and whoever was in it would get drenched in your pee. This belief came from my mom telling me that when you flushed it went down the drain and also from this girl at dance claas saying don't drink the water fountain while someone flushed the toilet because then you would drink pee.
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When I was small, my older brother convinced me that if I closed my eyes, I became invisible. I belived this was true until one day I showed my friend my "powers" only for her to say that she could still see me.
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when my daughter was young she used to think anyone who broke an arm or a leg were missing them as she thought they snapped off
I thought that if someone jumped over my head, I'd never grow taller then on.
I used to belive that if i sat criss crossed in my front lawn and then walked around on my knees for 15 minutes and then climb a tree and jump out of it.. I would be able to fly...but instead i was given a broken arm..
I used to believe that barf always had noodles and carrots in it no matter what you ate that day.
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I used to think that when somebody farted, little black dots came out that looked like pepper specks.
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When I was about 4 or 5 I had had gone poop in the toilet and looking in the toilet after I noticed that it looked like teeth in my poop. Well I went running to my mom and she had to explain to me that it was my teeth it was only corn that I had eaten the night before. I really thought my teeth were in the toilet, I guess I hadn't noticed they were still in my mouth.
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when i was 7, i spent the night at my friend's house. late that night i woke up and had to go to the bathroom. i got up and went and ended up pooping. all was fine until i went to flush. i noticed my poop was blue. i flipped out. why was my poop blue? it had always been brown before! there had to be a reason. and the only reason i could think of was i had a fatal illness that made poop blue. i woke up my friend and told her what happened. she told me she had used the bathroom earlier and HER poop had been blue too. we both started crying hysterically waiting for the end to come. finally her mom woke up and reminded us we had eaten blue ice cream for dinner. i have never eaten blue food again.
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i used to belive that children had to be taught how to breathe.
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when I was little I thought only my race pooped and farted (Afro-Amaerican) .NOW I KNOW BETTER.
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I thought boys had it made..they could not pee in their pants because they had to squeeze their penis to go.
I was jealous for years.
I used to believe i could lay eggs. My brother and my sister used to make me sit down on the floor and act like a chicken with my eyes closed and they would put an egg behind my back and id open my eyes and see the egg. Whenever i tried tyo do it when they weren't there and it didnt work i would cry.