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I used to believe…
Once when I was little, my mom brought me a happy meal. I had to use the bathroom, but I wanted my hamburger NOW so I decided to eat it while using the bathroom, and my mom said no. I kept asking why, and she said that if you eat while using the bathroom, you die. That left me very traumatized for a long time. I refused to even chew gum if I had to use the bathroom.
I used to think when I ate, the food would go to my stomach, then it would stay in there and never come out, and one day it would get so full I would have to go to the doctors and get it taken out.
I used to think when you slept, you would really be dead for a short period of time, then your heart would start working again.
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When I was about 8, I had this crazy thought that if I stayed in the bathtub long enough, I would turn into a mermaid.
I used to believe…
When I was little and had an ear infection I used to tell my parents I had a mouse in my ear.
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I believed that people need never go hungry because if you ate poo it would go through your system and turn back into food. Makes perfect sense.
I used to believe…
when i was little i used to believe that if i said "excuse me " when i fated , the smell would go away (it didn't!)
I used to beliieve that urine was stored in the scrotum. I guess I didn't consider where girls held theirs.
I used to believe that if you dreamed you were falling and you hit the ground, you'd die in your sleep.
I used to believe…
When I was a younger girl (just before I hit puberty) I use to get alot of cramps in my side. I never really new what cramps were. I actually thought the pain that I was experiencing was the chocolate easter bunny ear that I ate poking me in the side.
i used to think that my parents could read my mind, and if i thought of something dirty when i was sitting next to them, they would know it, and just not say anything to see if i would think about anymore strange things
I use to believe that If I held my super bouncy ball tight spin around 3 times that I was invisible I use to sneak up on my brother and smack him in the head I never got in trouble because I was invisible muh ha ha
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i used to believe that stomach aches were farts stuck in sideways.
I used to believe…
When I used to have ear infections as a kid, I used to think it was because there were catipillars crawling around the inside and outside of my ears, and I couldn't check because my mom wanted me in bed! I was so frightened and kept on jamming my fingers into my ears to check for catipillars. My brothers encouraging words didnt help much, either.
I used to believe that little gnomes, like David the Gnome, lived inside us and the gnomes used advanced systems of levers,pulleys,cogs, and gears to control our movements ...eventually the idea of gnomes was replaced with the belief that little Mario men lived inside me.
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When I was about 5, I heard the term, "You Are What You Eat" for the first time. I wouldnt eat any vegtibles, fruits or beef for a week.
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When I was 5 after I believed that if u jump out the window(2nd floor) with an umbrella i would land safety. Sadly I end up with a broken arm.
I used to believe that the natural gas trucks you see on the road were filled up with fart gas. I thought that people hooked up a hose to their butt and farted as hard as they could,the gas would travel up the hose into the trucks tank. That's why I always thought natural gas was so expensive.
I once believed that the more birds I could scare away, my invisible "FLY METER" would fill up and I would have enough power to fly. I found out crow's and sea gulls gave me more power (2 or 3 cm.).
I use to believe that the pulse you feel inside you wrist and your neck was really your heart moving from one place to another inside your body.
